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  • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

    Use this to comment about the band and start a great discussion!

  • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

    Use this to comment about the band and start a great discussion! We will be answering questions too:)

    • larry david

      Edward, have you ever spanked your children/do you still spank them

      • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

        That’s quite rude! What’d these guys ever do to you?

    • Iosef Stalin

      Are you more black metal or post-grunge?

      • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

        I prefer white metal myself, it just suits me more.

    • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

      Hmm, what’s your favorite form of social media?

  • larry david

    Isn’t winter better than summer? I mean it’s cold and everything dies, but it’s also winter for my enemies too. So I get to know that they are suffering.

    • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

      Well I’d say winter’s better ’cause it’s whiter, but I’m not Three Beat Slide, so I wouldn’t know. What is your opinion on this matter, Larry?

  • larry david

    What is your opinion on the Baltimore riots

  • larry david

    Are you pro vaccination or anti vaccination? Why or why not ?

  • Coq Bloq

    Hey three beat gang! Long time fan, first time commentor here. Just wondering if you guys have/or will ever experimented with any illicit substances, mainly shrooms? Thanks guys!

    Coq

  • Coq Bloq

    Hey guys, Many people have always wondered whether or not the moon landing was a conspiracy. I, for one, believe that it was. Marcus Allen – British publisher of Nexus, who said photographs of the lander would not prove that the United States put men on the Moon, and “Getting to the Moon really isn’t much of a problem – the Russians did that in 1959. The big problem is getting people there.” He suggests that NASA sent robot missions because radiation levels inouter space would be deadly. Another variant on this is the idea that NASA and its contractors did not recover quickly enough from the Apollo 1 fire, and so all the early Apollo missions were faked, with Apollos 14 or 15 being the first real mission. I was just wondering if the three of you believe these theory, and possibly had anything to do with the moon landing.

    Thanks again!

    Coq

  • Coq Bloq

    Hey ya’ll! It’s your ol’ pal Coq here back again. I was just wondering when you guys will be releasing your new song? I heard from the grape-vine that it is a patriotic song, i also heard that you are planning on a late june/early july release. I have connected the dots and was just wondering whether this would be a “4th of July” themed song. If I have cracked this code correctly, I feel as if i not only deserve a themed video message directed at me, but I also feel I deserve a free birthday card (pink, if you will) from your Three Beat Slide store. I will not want to do a thing today if I do not receive this gift.

    Thanks again Edward, Edward and of course, Dayana.

    Please, please brighten up my day guys.

    Your fan, Coq Bloq.

  • Coq Bloq

    Hey three beat gang! It’s me again, Coq Bloq! The state of human rights in Syria has long been the subject of harsh criticism from global organizations.The country was under emergency rule from 1963 until 2011, banning public gatherings of more than five people, and effectively granting security forces sweeping powers of arrest and detention.Bashar al-Assad is widely regarded as having been unsuccessful in implementing democratic change, with a 2010 report from Human Rights Watchstating that he had failed to substantially improve the state of human rights since taking power, although some minor aspects had seen improvement.

    In December 2010, mass anti-government protests began in Tunisia and later spread across other parts of the Arab world, including Syria. By February 2011, revolutions occurred in Tunisia and Egypt, while Libya began to experience its own civil war. Numerous other Arab countries also faced protests, with some attempting to calm the masses by making concessions and governmental changes. The uprisings in Tunisia and Egypt are supposed to have inspired the mid-March 2011 protests in Syria. I was just wondering, what do you guys take of this situation, I for one, feel so awful. Thanks again!

    Coq

  • Reverend Warrem

    Hello, Three Beater- Reverend Warrem here. In the late 1940s, American Fr. Gerald Fitzgerald founded the Congregation of the Servants of the Paraclete, a religious order that treats Roman Catholic priests who struggle with personal difficulties such as substance abuse and sexual misconduct. In a series of letters and reports to high-ranking Catholic leaders starting in the 1950s, Fitzgerald warned of substantial problems with pedophile priests. He wrote, for example, “[sexual abuse] offenders were unlikely to change and should not be returned to ministry”, and this was discussed with Pope Paul VI (1897 – 1978) and “in correspondence with several bishops”.

    In 2001, sex abuse cases were first required to be reported to Rome. After the 2002 revelation that cases of abuse were widespread in the Church, The Dallas Morning Newsdid a year-long investigation.The results made public in 2004 showed that even after the public outcry, priests were moved out of the countries where they had been accused and were still in “settings that bring them into contact with children, despite church claims to the contrary”. Among the investigation’s findings is that nearly half of 200 cases “involved clergy who tried to elude law enforcement.” In July 2010, the Vatican doubled the length of time after the 18th birthday of the victim that clergymen can be tried in a church court and streamlined the processes for removing “pedophile priests”.

    The cases received significant media and public attention in Canada, Ireland, the United States, and throughout the world. In response to the attention, members of the church hierarchy have argued that media coverage has been excessive and disproportionate. According to a Pew Research Center study, media coverage mostly emanated from the United States in 2002, when a Boston Globe series began a critical mass of news reports; by contrast, in 2010 much of the reporting focused on child abuse in Europe.

  • Debra-Rosevelt Von Stinkleberg

    I feel as though I am being targeted by unrealistic and impossible beauty standards set by videos such as skip skip and primarily the beach boogie. I feel as though the ENTIRE female population is a victim to this assault and I DEMAND an apology and various Three Beat Slide Merchandise especially a signed photograph of the gas station theme and an autographed side pose photograph of the group

  • Amelio Juandez

    Hola tres vencieron diapositiva. Mi nombre es Amelio Juandez . Me encantan tus vídeos chicos sigan así ! El vídeo de la boogie playa me recuerda a cuando yo era un niño, porque yo uso para visitar la playa mucho con mi familia y amigos . escucho el boogie playa cada día cuando me levanto y luego escucho que necesitamos algo de nieve por la mañana de Navidad. yo uso para odiar tareas , pero ahora te quiero puta mierda tareas escucho Chore día CADA DIA SOLO PORQUE TENGO TANTAS chorse HAHA todos modos gracias por sus hombres melodías yo sólo deseaba que chicos liberados con mayor frecuencia. de todos modos tener un gran día y por favor, liberar el instruemental de salto salto diapositiva como siento que quiero subir mi propia portada de la gran canción

  • Debra-Rosevelt Von Stinkleberg

    Dear Misogynist Beat slide, I feel as though poor Dayana is being OPPRESSED in this male dominated musical group. I feel as though Dayana REQUIRES her own spin off song considering that both other male members of the group have their own solo performances. This song should include themes such as the over-sexualisation of women, misogyny and oppression.

    Yours truly Debra.

  • steve

    Are you guys for real and legit like the family in the South Park episode “All about Mormons” or is this is all big joke? Honestly

    • Iosef Stalin

      Of course! How dare you criticize their legitimacy?!

    • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

      Are you asking that for real? Of course they’re real!!!

    • Not Hitler I Swear

      Seriously though… crazy harsh critique from a guy named “steve.”

  • Iosef Stalin

    Which narcotics do you use for inspiration?

    • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

      Chrystal Meth is a favorite of mine but that’s our little secret.

  • Iosef Stalin

    Do you guys use iMovie?

  • Iosef Stalin

    I like the way you guys blent seamlessly into the background of the ice-cream shop in Summertime is Great, I couldn’t even see the Green Screen!

    • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

      I know! It sure was amazing even for my old eyes!

      • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

        Mmm, it was high quality stuff!

  • Iosef Stalin

    Where in the US do you guys live?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Washington D.C. :))

      • https://www.facebook.com/bodeisel71?fref=ts BoDiesel

        Any chance youll be touring in PA anytime soon?

  • Iosef Stalin

    Are you more post-grunge, black metal or britpop?

  • Iosef Stalin

    When will you release your next single?
    Will you ever make an album?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Our next release as of right now is planned sometime in June. At some point we will definitely release an album.

      • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

        Ooh! I’m so excited!

  • Iosef Stalin

    Do you guys use mac, PC or something else, like Linux?

    • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

      I’m guessing mac, ’cause that’s the best for musical stuff.

  • Iosef Stalin

    Are you guys on reddit?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Yes people have posted about us on reddit

  • Iosef Stalin

    Which artists would you say have influenced you the most?

    I’m guessing:
    – Rage Against the Machine
    – The Gallows
    – Metallica
    – The Soviet Red Army Choir
    – Justin Bieber
    – MattyB
    – PSY
    – Tim Minchin
    – The Spice Girls
    – Kiss
    – Queen
    – Gorgoroth
    – Lady GaGa
    – Beethoven
    – Cannibal Corpse
    – Tenacious D
    – Seth MacFarlane
    – Alice Cooper
    – Church Hymns

    Am I right with any of these?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      You are definitely in the right direction.

  • Iosef Stalin

    Do you guys ever respond to our questions?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Yes!

      • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

        Yayyyyy!

  • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

    Hey Three Beaters, Just wondering if you guys ever plan on releasing a “best of” collection that is a compilation of all your greatest hits. Loving the Enthusiasm.

    Two Beat Slide.

    • Jeff Presnail

      I swear I read Enthusiasm as “Euthanasia” and I thought, that makes so much sense.

  • Euphemia Esmerelda Eberhardt

    Hey guys, my names Euphemia and I’m 107 years old. I really love your songs, they bring so much joy into my world. P.S. Edward Sr. is a dreamboat, his voice is like music to my ears, oh wait… IT IS!!!

  • Euphemia Esmerelda Eberhardt

    Any of you guys been to San Antonio?

    • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

      I have!!! It was awesome! I loved the spaghetti highways. Just a shame that there were so many wetbacks.

  • Euphemia Esmerelda Eberhardt

    Am I the oldest Three Beat Slide fan? I think I might be!

  • Euphemia Esmerelda Eberhardt

    I’m so glad you guys have such a kind and loving fanbase!

  • Euphemia Esmerelda Eberhardt

    Ahh, the Beach Boogie reminds me of the songs I used to dance to as a stripper, those were the days!!!

  • Euphemia Esmerelda Eberhardt

    Back in Back on my 20th birthday, in 1928, I remember that one of my presents was a record for my gramophone, I listened to it on my wedding. I’m reminded of that song every time I listen to ‘We Need Some Snow’! Ahh, such bliss!

  • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

    I loved ‘We Need Some Snow’, great job guys! Lookin’ forward to your next song!

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    My english not so good. pleese be kind!

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    im a huge fan!

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    i luved the saksophon solo in skipskip slide

    • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

      It really was a true spectacle of real musical talent.

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Saxophone. Write it ten times. You’ll get it.

  • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

    Would it be possible to request an autographed photo from you guys in the mail?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Yes, just head over to the store tab in the main website:)

      • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

        Ooh! T-Shirts!!! Hopefully they won’t show through my KKK robes! That’d be a disaster!!!

        • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

          Why? Then your little group could all see your love and appreciation for real music and could become fellow Three Beaters!

    • Dayanna Sturm

      For an extra $10, I will leave a snail trail across my dad and brother’s face on the picture. Let me know.

  • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

    Thanks, we love to hear this!

  • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

    Nice try there haha… but we’re from Washington D.C.

    • Euphemia Esmerelda Eberhardt

      Is the above address where you filmed any of your songs?

  • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

    yes

    • coolbeans48

      i like gay porn

  • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

    Greetings again Three Beat Gang! Just electronic messaging you to let you know I just really love your song Chore day. Such a catchy tune with great vocals and a steady beat. Just wondering what chores Edward Junior did not want to do that day. I understand that it was the laundry but I feel as though there is more to this Conundrum.

    Yours Truly, Two Beat Slide.

    • coolbeanz23

      same

  • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

    Her Name is actually spelled Dayanna as can be seen in the about us section of the website. Just letting you know to avoid any future awkwardness.

    Two Beat Slide.

  • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

    @twobeatslide:disqus I’m also an AVID fan, which of their songs is your favourite? Mine’s ‘we need some snow’.

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Random fact….that song was originally titled, “We Need Some Jizz”. My dad wrote it.

  • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

    What religion do you guys practise?

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    wot is yor best song, in yor opinyon?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      We like them all very much so it’s honestly a difficult question to answer. What is your personal favorite?

      • qwerty

        I love Dayanna

        • Dayanna Sturm

          I love random guys. Wanna fuck sometime? Is it okay if my brother watches?

  • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

    What are your opinions of the goals of the KKK?

  • Euphemia Esmerelda Eberhardt

    Hi guys, your ol’ (very ol’) pal, Euphemia. I just wanted to check and all, because you guys mean the world to me, sincerely, Ms. Eberhardt. XOXOXO <3!

  • Euphemia Esmerelda Eberhardt

    Hi, me again. It’s been a while. Just checking to make sure everything’s shipshape!

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    Hy giz, mi agen, sori i havnt poasted veri mutsh, laytli, ive bean duing biznes with otha oyl barons. just wundering wen yu giz wil mayk anuther sogn, sinsearli, Ahmed.

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    bi th wai, i lisend 2 th beetsh bugi and i thawt it woz rili veri gud! i sooo wont yu giz 2 mayk anuther song! that wud bi sooper kul!

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    im so sori that mi inglish iznt veri gud, i hop yu kan stil reed wot im saing!

  • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

    Greetings, fellow whites! Are you guys proud of your race? Are you guys sick of non-white crime? Do you guys want more protestant Christians in positions of power? Do you guys believe that the holocaust was a myth? If your answer to any of these questions was ‘yes’, then come visit http://www.kkk.com!!!

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    im so eksitd abowt th nu song cuming owt in joon or jeli!!! its rili eksiting!!!

    • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

      AHH!!! I can’t understand a word, which is shocking, considering I’m white. (Whites are superior, after all.)

      • coolbeans48

        hitler was a good leader

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Do you have a mouthful of cum or something? You sound like my brother.

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    howz woshingten dc?

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    wots yor favrit wun ov yor musiks?

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    helo agen giz! houz th nu musik cuming a long? i hop itz rili gud!!! sumertim iz grayt woz fantastik but i reken yor nu song wil bi evan beter!!!

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    if yu eva nid oyl yu no hu tu kontakt!!!

  • Grand Wizard Chad Thorpe

    Greetings, fellow whites! How’s the career going? BTW, I’ve been listening to the beach boogie soooooooo much, lately!

    • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

      Hello Grand Wizard! While I don not agree with some of your ideologies, I Think we can come to an agreement that The beach boogie is one of the Most catchy songs.

      • Not Hitler I Swear

        I much prefer the brash and unafraid patriotism brought about by “America is the Place to be.”

        • Dayanna Sturm

          Fuck you, asshole!

    • The Satanic Church

      Beach Boogie is one of the greatest satanic jams

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    o mi gudnis grayshus i chekd yor nyuz and tu sed that yor mayking anuther song!!!

  • Ahmed bin Abdullah II

    im so eksitd!!! i karnt beleev yor nyu song iz beying mayd!

  • Euphemia Esmerelda Eberhardt

    Good gosh golly! The new song is in the works! Better dust off the gramophone, because I’m gonna be listening all year long!

  • PartyBoy

    Hello. I am having a corporate party/large gathering soon. Could I arrange to have you play at it. All expenses paid. But you would have to form a human centipede and eat each other’s farts during the concert. Please let me know.

  • Debra-Rosevelt Von Stinkleberg

    America is the place to be if you want to be OPPRESSED!

    • Danny Skrims

      Seriously. That song is an insult to the thousands of people killed by police in this country…

      It really tarnished the image and reputation of TBS.

      • Dayanna Sturm

        We actually were trying to tarnish our image. We’re trying to pull a Miley Cyrus.

  • Four Beat Slide

    Hello Three Beat Slide. Loving the new track! America truly is the place to be! Too bad I am not in America. Just wondering If there is any meaning behind the scene where Edward Junior names specific countries but points to the letters W A S H of Washington perhaps this is a hidden message if you will?

    Yours Sincerely, Four Beat Slide.

  • Four Beat Slide

    Hey Again Three Beat slide! I am not very tech savvy could you please send me your online shop where I can buy one of your T-Shirts? A link, If you will. I am really feeling the orchard purple colorway today and wish to purchase it.

    Yours Sincerely, If you will, Four Beat Slide.

  • Four Beat Slide

    Hey Again Three Beaters! Just typing to inform you that it is actually a federal offence use the USA flag to use the flag as apparel, bedding or drapery. This is under the United States Flag Code. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Flag_Code

    I understand that You are the number one in THIS nation if you will, but perhaps by law you will be required to tone it down a little.

    Yours Sincerely, If you will, Four Beat Slide

    • Four Beat Slide

      I am not only disgusted and appalled by this act, But also feel as though I require some compensation. Perhaps an orchard purple T-Shirt if you will?

      Yours Sincerely, Four Beat Slide.

  • Death to America

    What is your exact address and do you leave your doors unlocked?

  • http://www.billyraycyrus.com/ Billy Ray Cyrus

    In the song ‘Skip, Skip, Slide’ my friend Dayana raps a line that sounds like ‘Yo, I’m John and that’s my name.’ I find this particular line quite hard to believe seeing as her name clearly is not John. Am I crazy here? Please, let me know the actual line so I can get on with my life. I need to know this.

    Your friend and loyal compadre
    Billy Ray Cyrus

    • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

      Hello Billy, I am not Three Beat slide but I believe I have an answer for your question as I am an AVID three Beat Slide fan. The Line goes “Yo, I’m Dayanna and that’s my name.” She then states that she is, in fact the boss of the song. Just a friendly reminder that you can check the ‘About us’ page to avoid any further confusion.

      Two Beat Slide

      • http://www.billyraycyrus.com/ Billy Ray Cyrus

        With all due respect, Two Beat Slide, I just can’t hear that when I listen to the song (which is very often). It could just be my achy, breaky ears but all I’m hearing is ‘John’ and it haunts my dreams.

        • coolbeans48

          same

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Cut your mullet away from your ears, hippie. I said Dayanna not John, you fuck.

  • Iosef Stalin

    Your songs are the best!

  • Iosef Stalin

    Love the effort, guys!

  • Iosef Stalin

    America is the place to be, where you are truly free!

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    99th comment… ALMOST THERE!!!

  • Iosef Stalin

    100TH COMMENT!!! I AM TRULY YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!

    I am number one in these comments!

    I am number one in these comments!

    I am number one in these comments!

  • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

    Yes! You make us feel proud:)

    • Yall are gay

      Is this y your mother left

  • Moose Wiggens

    Hi from Australia ThreeBeatSlide, Is there a Mum who can make a guest appearance in the next video???

  • James Garrett

    “Chore Day” has an excellent pop “hook.” It is your best work.

    • Steve from Down Under!

      Hi James,
      Yes, I totally agree! Fantastic!!

  • Steve from Down Under!

    Hi Three Beat Slide!!!
    Just wanted to let you know that you have quite a following down here. Summertime, Beach Boogie, and Chore Day get lots of airplay. We are also delighted with the new offering, ‘America is the place to be.’ All of my friends love your work. Do you have any plans to tour?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      We’re so happy to hear you our enjoying our music! Right now we are focused on making new tracks so even though we don’t have plans to tour yet, there will be more music coming to our channel.

      • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

        Hey Three Beat Gang! looking forward to some new songs! I’m sure they will be smash hits and will top the charts! Please do come on tour to at least these locations!

        *Australia

        *Iran

        *The Bermuda Triangle

        *Papua New Guinea

        *Brasil

        *Iraq

        *The Democratic republic of the Congo

        *North Korea

        *And last but not least, The Ice planet of Hoth.

        Loving the work Gang, Yours Truly, Two Beat Slide.

        • John

          <3 <3 Iran <3 <3

    • Dayanna Sturm

      If you don’t shut your trap, my foot is going to tour your asshole!

  • Three beat slide rocks

    WORK ON THE RAPPING GUYS LOVE YOUR BAND

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Fuck you.

  • Three beat slide rocks

    Work on the tune and ryms and WORK ON THE SONGS

    • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

      Hello Three beat slide rocks. I respect your opinion but I think you’ll find that the tunes and rhymes are actually quite brilliant and the songs don;t need any work at all. Good to meet another fellow Three Beat Fan if you will, Loving the ENTHUSIASM!

      Yours Truly, Two Beat Slide.

      • http://www.gofuckyourself.com Collective Sturm Family

        Shut the fuck up you spanner cunt three beat slide rocks cock head! Who the fuck do you think you are? We work very hard writing these songs DAY and fucking NIGHT! show some respect faggot! Three Beat Fuck yourself!

        • Dayanna Sturm

          Ok. Thanks for sharing.

  • http://www.billyraycyrus.com/ Billy Ray Cyrus

  • http://www.billyraycyrus.com/ Billy Ray Cyrus

    Too many unanswered questions. I had to get to work.

  • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

    Hey again Three Beat Gang! Just wondering what Camera Evelyn Uses behind the scenes? My guess is that it is a cinema quality Red Dragon Or something of the like which explains the superb resolution, clarity and frame-rate.

    Two Beat Slide Signing off.

  • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

    Hello Again Three Beaters! Considering that it has been stated that Dayanna’s favorite breakfast food is eggs, would the Sturm family consider owning any poultry animals presumably chickens or the like, I happen to be a breeder and a fine one at that.

    Yours Truly, Two Beat Slide XOXO

  • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

    Greetings again Three Beaters! This one goes directly out Dayanna. Considering that your favorite vegetables to CONSUME are cucumbers, would you perhaps consider contacting me as I am a Cucumber and Potato farmer and a Jolly good one at that.

    Please get back to me soon,
    I’m Waiting.

    Two Beat Slide, Signing off x

  • Special Agent Rick Rock-Hard

    Good morning all.

    My name is Special Agent Rick Rock-Hard and I have to say, your music has changed me.

    3 years ago I was depressed, my wife left me and took my 4 beautiful children with her. I have been on the force 24 years and believe me I’m not often seen to tear up. But i have to say, your cover of Avicii’s “Wake me up” had me crying rivers over here. I’m a man of the law, and a man of god, but in my 24 years of police work I have never shed a tear.

    Anyway,

    Thanks again for making a difference in a sad, sex crazed life.

    Sincerely,

    Special Agent Rick Rock-Hard

  • http://www.yourmother.com Two Beat Slide

    Greetings Again Three Beaters! Just wanting some conformation on what the band’s religious views and beliefs are, I have heard through the grapevine Dayanna practices Satanism while both Edwards are Pagans. I hope this does not cause any conflict in the band but as a marriage counselor I believe I can offer some support, guidance and love. I can be a shoulder to lean on if anything ever does happen.

    Thinking of you, Two Beat Slide.

  • John McPickleBob

    Hello m’good sir of the whole internanto, I am John mcpicklebob and my blood type is Euphoria with a tender of artism and It is an honor to meet all the internantos.

    I’m a brony and I’m a huge fan of rainbow dash! I do clop and i personally think it’s a form of art and m’mozart and m’Brahm will be proud of m’clopping skills in music and le art. Fuck all the anti bronies and i have no idea what opinion is. I’m always right since i have an 169 IQ which means i’m very intelligent since all of you are inferior to my Intellect.

    Additionally, i’ve wrote tons of fan fictions for m’rainbow dash and it’s all about our sexual fantasies and le desires. Rainbow Dash and I are offically married and I make out with her the mexicano way.

    Overall, I’m a funny, smart and a witty guy with an 169 IQ and m’waifu is vvvortic and he dserves challenjour. I will be hosting a fedora off in m’bedroom and we’ll write fan fictions of my little pony together! BRONIES! UNITE!

  • Danny Skrims

    Fuxing epic.

  • alan pell

    are you releasing an album?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Right now we’re working on singles, but for the future we are planning the release of an album:)

      • coolbeans48

        cool beans

  • E.Sorensen

    In “Summertime is Great”, the speaker announces that summer is his favorite time of year. YET! In “We Need Some Snow”, the speaker says that Christmas is his favorite time of year.

    WHICH IS IT???

    • coolbeans48

      same

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Springtime is our favorite.

  • Ex.

    I’m a beat and I find you offensive.

    • Dayanna Sturm

      I think you’re more like a “beat off”.

  • Peter Kawasaki

    Hey guy really enjoy your upbeat vibes keep it up! Just wondering when new music is coming out?

  • A Japanese Person

    Next Time, You think you cant find work. Know that you’re in a nation of equal opportunity. America. A place where hundreds of thousands of Japanese people can get massacred under the law. And Japanese cities get bombed, for all.

  • A Japanese Person

    Swatai Kurasai!

  • A Japanese Person

    America is the place to be if you want to be responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent lives.

  • jhfgfhjgj

    bjhfdhgfjghkg

  • bob

    Well this is the worst fucking group with the most amazing lip syncing at the wrong times. I want to fuck the dad.

    • Dayanna Sturm

      My dad loves to fuck men. Count him in.

  • Lex Woodfinger

    This is satire, right?
    You guys are fucking with everyone, yes?

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Are we?

  • π Beat Slide

    Hey TBS (Three beat slide, cool right?),
    Loving all the knew stuff coming out, I just hope you release a song soon that details the wonderful time known as spring!
    Please hurry with such a song, if possible, as my son does not have long to live, and I’m sure he’d absolutely love it as a fifth birthday present!

    22/7 Beat Slide.

  • Three Beat Fried

    Hey Guys!!! loving the Groovy TUUUNES! keep it up!

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Thanks and we love your thumbnail:)

  • Three Beat Fried

    Hey Guys just wondering when the new track will be released? keep up the great work!

  • Yee Meme Slide

    Three beat slide, your life work brings happiness to my daily existence. I connected with the music on a similar level to Dayanna as it allowed me to ‘relive my stress.’ I feel this type of music is truly ahead of its time and I hope to see many more videos produced in the near future.

    • DAYANNA IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

      I like my music like I like my coffee. Very fresh and spooky. Thank you Dayanna for singing about jump-ropes and blessing me with your words of kindness. May Jesus smile on you and your family. Enjoy your dinner tonight.

      Amen.

      • Dayanna Sturm

        I like my music like I like my men. Very dark and filled with booze….and hung.

  • threebeatslidememesofficial

    i feel this image encapsulates the band’s image.

    having said that, however, i am a true supporter of team edward. this thing’s gonna be huge. god bless.

  • Lenny

    i touch myself with oatmeal raisin while listening to your songs
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • hot_gril38

      same

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Look at me…..I’m an oatmeal raisin. 😀

  • Juan Strum

    Words cannot explain the euphoria I feel listening to Three Beat Slide´s Avant Garde Era with songs like “Skip Skip Slide” and “Beach Boogie”. The key changes and tempo changes in Skip Skip are incredible, it´s reminiscent of the compositions of John Cage, something you don´t see in pop music today. IT´S BLOODY BRILLIANT! What other eras do you guys like? The early days or the new techno direction they took?

  • Fart Lover

    Did anyone ever fart in the tour van causing a scene? Who was the smelliest farts?

  • ThreeBeatMeOff

    I love the island video. It makes want to jizz and fart at the same time.

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Invite me over. I’ve always wanted to guzzle and sniff at the same time.

  • Love the Smell

    Love your music, quick question. Who has the smelliest farts of the crew?

    • Dayanna Sturm

      I would say mine. My queefs smell like bologna and cat food.

  • Patrick Springer

    My sides!!!

  • Not Hitler I Swear

    I think we can all agree that chore day is song of the decade. Chores chores chores just go away. Inspiring.

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Well everyone’s got chores haha…

  • Not Hitler I Swear

    New song finally released. I’m glad you didn’t let that beating Tosh gave you get you down. You kept right on swinging and produced a pure work of unadulterated art.

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Thanks for your feedback and we absolutely plan on continuing to produce new and exciting tunes:)

  • Need help

    I just shit my pants. Please help me!

    • Still need help

      Where are you three beaters? My pants are still full of shit and I don’t know what to do. It’s starting to harden and the smell is horrible

      Help me three beaters, you’re my only hope.

    • Still need help

      Edward please help. The shit had hardened and smells terrible.

    • Dayanna Sturm

      What are you? A little kid?

  • anal king

    tfw u get anal

  • Ain’t no party like JAMO

    Hi I’m a huge fan of your work and i think you are an inspiration to Americans everywhere. I think it would be wonderful if you did a cover of the Freedom Kids song for Donald Trump’s rally in Florida.

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Fuck you! Not funny.

  • Scott_Mcleod

    Big fans of three beat slide, would be great to get an interview some time! #Legends

    • Dayanna Sturm

      You can interview my asshole. Dick.

  • Still Need Help

    I still need help! Edward please. The shit in my pants has hardened and now I’m basically shit glued to my couch. Why did you not respond the first time. I blame you!

  • ThreeBeatOffsaDay

    What is everyone’s favorite video to jerk off too? Mine is a toss-up between skip skip slide and chore day.

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Any with my brother in them. 😉

    • Oh no! Oh dear!

      The Island gets me stiff as a board, as I have previously stated.

      Although I do not mind looping the full playlist and edging throughout the evening.

  • LoveBeatSlide

    Here are many fan art from me. Hope like you!

    • Dayanna Sturm

      Thank you. This is very flattering to me. 😀 <3 <3 <3

  • 69ingcowgurls420

    Is the sheer amount of embarrassment and cringiness your music brings the reason why your mom/wife left you guys?

  • Edward Lover

    Is it possible to have a private concert with the youngest Edward? We can tickle each other while singing these classics?

  • HurtAnus

    Serious question 9/3 slide. Did you ever fart so hard your anur hurts? I just did and it’s killing me.

  • Dayanna Sturm

    thanks, asshole

  • Dayanna Sturm

    Everyone can just fuck off. My family is happy making music.

    • Providence Plunder

      Do you ever leave a snail trail over Edward’s face?

      • Dayanna Sturm

        Fuck yeah, I do. I do it while he’s asleep and he thinks he drooled.

  • Dayanna Sturm

    Add me on facebook and I’ll send you a crotch shot. 😉
    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100006201494671&fref=ts

  • Vesper Chimes

    Hi Three Beat Slide,
    We love your music and your moves, it’s been a great Saturday night watching all your videos. We love Skip Skip Slide the most – go back to your roots before the beats got so slick!

  • Adam Norris

    I wanna beat off to the three beat slide, please bless me with the big cummies

  • Adam Norris

    It’s summer time I want to fuck three beat slide down my vagina

  • Cubs Fan

    Oh boy, I’m not familiar with the Cimorelli Band, but I’m going to go check it out now and I’m sure it will be down the rabbit hole from there.

    I’d also like to recommend the artist “Fritz” and his song, “Thuringer Kloesse”. If you like Three Beat Slide, you will surely like Fritz, too.

  • I love Threebeatslide

    Love the songs guys! Keep up the good work! Btw I’m going to pre-order one of your phone cases I really like the design! Keep on creating,
    Sincerely, threebeatslidelover xx

  • I love Threebeatslide

    If you reply to me my life will be complete!!

  • I love Threebeatslide

    Oh boy! Listening to your groovy tunes fills me with joy!

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      We’re glad to hear this:) We are working on new tunes, so stay tuned for a summer release!!!

      • I love Threebeatslide

        I can’t wait so glad you replied!!!

  • Bran

    mixtape when

  • George Cornish

    This amazing family have changed my life complety. Don’t know where I’d be without them. Edward senior is the best.

    • Andy Lam

      really?

  • Joe Clarkson

    i love dyanna

    • George Cornish

      i love her more

      • naffumn

        lys
        its oviuslee mi

  • Oh no! Oh dear!

    Listening to ‘The island’ gets me stiff as a board. Keep up the good work.

    I’m close to finishing now – give your daughters my number.

  • i love mummy

    give us a kiss dayanna

  • i love mummy

    love you guys tons

  • Jack

    If mom is missing I’d check under the shed.

  • IMMALANGER

    The first time I heard “Beach Boogie” I was in the kitchen with my mom, as soon as the beat dropped I fucking came all over the table.

  • IMMALANGER

    It’s also got a nice beat to fap to, at over 200mph!

  • Olive threebeatoffs

    If I was on a boat with my family and the three bat slides and could only save one. I would save the three beats and then jerk off on them.

  • https://www.facebook.com/bodeisel71?fref=ts BoDiesel

    when is mom going to be in a video?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Interesting fact: She was in Summertime is Great & Beach Boogie. You just have to look carefully 🙂

      • Doie Venlift

        is she the one twerking in beach boogie, or the tatooed one?

  • https://www.facebook.com/bodeisel71?fref=ts BoDiesel

    I’m hoping to someday make this dream a reality!!

  • The Satanic Church

    You should try something like this for your next song!

  • Bulbaswag Desu

    Your music has changed my life. I can now see clearer than ever that Summertime really is great. It’s summertime and everything is great. I love you, and I can’t wait for my iphone case to get in the mail so I can proudly show to the rest of the world that I am a Three Beats Slide fan! You guys are so awesome and amazing, I just want you to be happy for the rest of your life and continue changing the WORLD with your beautiful serenade.

    Don’t let anyone ever tell you you’re not beautiful you are a hero and a star in this gloomy life that I have to live day in and day out will someone end my suffering?

  • Bob

    Make a Trump ‘Make America Great Again’ song.

  • Jenny

    Does Edward have a girlfriend!!!?

    • Lucia Longoria

      yeah….me

  • Human

    Does anyone know any of the band members full names

  • FAN

    I love your content ! Never give up… I really like chore day.

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Thanks for the positive inspiration, and we are planning to keep making more music with groovy tunes.

  • its summertime

    its sad that i cant watch most of your music because of gema :/

    • and isn`t it great

      here in germany

  • Conway Stern

    How the fuck did three beat slide get vevo certified, their music has no melody and sounds like ass

    • SmaMan

      I don’t think they are. It’s pretty easy to spoof. Just add VEVO to the end of your channel name, then use their publicly available watermark and add it to the thumbnails of your vids.

  • BeatOffInMyFace

    Who has the biggest penis in the band? Edward, Dayanna, or Edward?

  • GrammorNotsee

    Just stumbled across you guys. Your music is amazing. It’s like a mix of Adele, Led Zeppelin and the wholesomeness of Christian folk/pop. I’m eager to hear more of you, and let your music insert itself inside of me, and fill me up with all of your joy and passion. God speed.

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      We got many different kinds of music in store, so you will always have new interesting music to listen to 🙂

  • Joe Cisneros

    Are you guys Mormons?

  • jack sparrow

    Ill just leave this here. Old bald dude is a pervert to the max.

  • jack sparrow

    Old bald dude is a pervert.

  • jack sparrow

    Bald old guy is a pervert

  • Beat off Pony

    You all remind me of brony’s. Do you watch it? And do you jerk to it?

  • Michael Montero (Montero On Bo

    Dope tracks! That bass knocks so hard. Love pumpin your shit on my ipod while I’m working out. I saw that you got a Five Mics in The Source. Well deserved.

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      That’s great to we are your entertainment while working out!

  • jack sparrow

    cant wait for the christmas beats

  • Daisy!!

    Hey guys, it would be great if you could reply! I really love your music, every song is really unique and amazing! Do you ever think you’ll tour?

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Hello 🙂 We love hearing that you like our music, and we want to let you know that we are always working on a new song which we can’t wait to share with everyone. In terms of touring, we don’t have any current plans as we are working hard on getting new music out.

      • Daisy!!

        wow, thank you so much for replying! you give me inspiration to make my own music:)

  • Humanfuckery

    Can I write a story about your group on humanfuckery.com please?

  • Daniel B

    This is what music is all about. This is music that transcends and could unite the world, i truly believe that. It resonates deep and is timeless. When you think about music, it is one of the most natural things on earth. Melody and beats are natural, even the primitive tribes play music and have songs of the tribe without any outside influence. It’s because it resonates in all beings, it’s also the reason we have bird song, it’s all pure. When i hear the song The Island, it takes me back to holidays of yesteryear, sunset, cocktails, my luscious thighs in tight white shorts, wet skin on the beach that is soft to the touch. It’s a perfect tempo for romantic love making, i think i could last a good 6 minutes at a tickers pace and this song provides a wonderful metronome for it, i’m sure that was intentional on your part and for that i must applaud you. Beach Boogie is also fantastic, a little uptempo number with a wonderful bass line and horns, almost like a modern day James Brown if he was very white. I must say that video does stir some emotion in me that i’m slightly uncomfortable with. We know showing skin certainly sells in the current climate, i just found it a little at odds with your family friendly style of song and made me two thimbles of blood short of a boner if i’m being honest with you, i had to turn it off before the end before i become fully blooded. I was in public when watching it and it’s not ideal to have those feelings, especially when you measure in at a full witches finger. The head i would say is the main attraction if you survey it from head on, it can almost eclipse the rest of my private parts. Sorry, i’m getting off topic. Anyway my point is, i’d like to see it a little tamer in future. Aside from that, keep up the great work, you’re a fantastic group and an inspiration worldwide. peace be upon you my Jewish brothers and sisters. Shalom Aleikhem (שָׁלוֹם עֲלֵיכֶם‎‎ ) x x x

  • Vanessa R

    My fiancé and I are obsessed with you and your family. Oh and your music as well. It has been a soundtrack to our romantic getaways. Daniel B, the one below, is my fiancé. He’s the one who makes love to me for 6 full minutes while listening to The Island, twice. We can’t thank you enough for the wonderful music you guys have shared with us. <3

  • Vanessa the Manly Man

    Where’s the bleach when you need it?????

  • Terri Louise Lawton

    I love you guys every time me and my partner make love we have you on in the background
    I’ve never cummed so much in my entire life!!! Honestly it’s like Niagra bad yard falls!!!

    Ps where did your daughter get her sweater sweater from ?

  • Ben

    Would you ever a play at a college!? I go to school in Maine, and think you’re homespun aesthetic is inspiring to up and coming artists? Would love a reply, or maybe just some songwriting advice! Thanks 🙂

  • dave blagden

    watched a few of your vids on youtube today, went to do the washing up and ended up whistling America is the place to be. I only played it once, the bugger has got stuck in my head. nice one, keep it up.

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      That’s great news that the song had a memorable impression on you 🙂

  • PooPants

    I just shit my pants at school and I’m scared to walk out. Do you have any advice?

  • Cock Guzzler

    Oh hot tamales how moist your songs make me, like snorting crystal meth off George Bush’s cock. Would you guys tell me the secret to how you do it?

  • Jens Jonsson

    Just watched “Summertime is Great” in this cold, snowy country called Sweden and I’m really looking forward to summer warmth! Maybe I should visit this island you’re singing about…

  • Jamie

    Great job guys! Your tunes are infectious and I find myself singing them throughout the day well after I’ve listened to them. I’m wondering who is the main songwriter – who comes up with the tunes? Who comes up with the lyrics? Thanks and keep up the good work!

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Thanks for your positive feedback! We all share roles and take turns coming up with the initial tune for a song. However, once the initial song is created, we all add input, so there is no main songwriter per say.

  • Maxwell

    Just wondering what church you attend? Keep up the great work, God bless <3

  • John Steel

    The mountains in the new video are beautiful, where was that video shot at?

  • TXMPO

    I regret knowing you guys.

  • Aaron Morris

    Any chance of a colab? Just wondering I love your banging tunes. I love your fresh crepes. I also want to know what microphone you use, the quality is lit fam.

  • Adolf Hitler
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Yu Flung Pu

    Need some snow is a classic!

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      We love getting feedback and that’s great because it’s one of our favorites too 🙂

  • Zachary Fletcher

    Honestly I have to say you guys are truly genius. Yall are hilarious and I’m not sure if you guys are serious or not, but I tend to believe you guys are some of the best trolls on youtube! Honestly, you guys will go down as some of the great troll musicians, like icejjfish and froggy fresh. I cannot wait for another great video! Keep up the great work!

  • Zachary Fletcher

    Real talk though. Keep up the great work, dont let the haters get you down. If youre having fun, thats all that matters.

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Exactly, we have loads of fun making music, and yes thanks for the support:)))

  • Max B

    Threezy Threezy What’s Good? Its Your Boy Max B What’s Goin On? Just Checkin In On You. Appreciate the Love and Support. The Beat is Here. You are Slidey Dudes Anyway You Already Know

  • John Ward

    When is you next song coming out ? Honestly I was in the house other night and found your channel, my god ye all sound like a cat crossing the road and getting hit with a two ton truck and screaming in pain. Honestly if I ever meant ye I would bash your head in with a gutair. Ah I am only messing, but I will give you advise next time do the beach boogie at the bottom of the ocean. Honestly I thought I lost hope in America when trump became your president but ye confirm that America is fucked.

  • Edwards a cock sucker

    I just want to say your music is shite. A fat 75 year old Latino getting fucked on porn hub would be more beautiful to listen to then you and your whining two little shits. I mean the cheek of ye to sell a album I mean that shit should be free!! Finally something decent to wipe my arse with. Jesus can’t believe the dad does solo videos sounds like he was sucking off a big cock before he performed. Like Jesus I seen your wife came back in the greatest treasure video. Where she been hiding at the last four years ? McDonald’s was it. Ya she’s your greatest treasure…. More like like the greatest luntic bitch ever. Next time Edward before you kiss her atleast have the balls to admit to her you been sucking off all the black men at the homeless shelter. We all know you and your family would never make it in the industry, we know the truth. You took it up the arse like a good little bitch to get you and your family a record deal. Bitch that’s why you still visit the homeless shelter you miss that warm cock sensation inside you. You little bitch. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a9199d9af33a1544e035a7acc6d8be1572a044bc3f32bb2f0c2b748c42038e18.jpg

  • Three Big Cunts

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/563adb8a76b8dc65a00053385b8aa8000a2de8d42ae811d607f184187a3bfd20.gif My god, that video where you were munching into that Vegas hookers face was disturbing as fuck. No wonder why she left the family. By the way I know a very good psychologist if you all need help because it looks like you all need it Edward because that shit your uploading is chronic. You all look like someone who would try to convert people to become mormons at the front doors of people houses, if you lot came to my front door i’d slam the fucking thing in your faces.

  • Joel Alamo

    I’m a huge fan. I love America is the place to be! When is your next song coming out? I work at a ski resort and We Need Some Snow is what we sing when we need some snow!

    • Truth Is Now

      This is true! This is true!

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      We still haven’t set a release date, but we are working on new songs 🙂

  • BIG ASMR SOUNDS

    God told me to skin you alive
    I kill children
    I love to see them die
    I kill children
    And make their mamas cry
    Crush ’em under my car
    I want to hear them scream
    Feed ’em poison candy
    Spoil their Halloween
    So you’re in the kids’ ward
    You’re in there ’cause you’re ill
    How about some Pavulon so I can see you chill
    Time to hit the school bus
    I think I’ll shoot out the tires
    Offer them a helping hand of open telephone wires
    Ever wanted to die?
    Of course you have
    But I won’t till I get my revenge
    Been fucked far, far too many ways
    I don’t want to see people any more
    Things I never ever saw before
    Make me see them for the shit they are
    Take as many as I can away with me
    Anyone can be king for a day
    So I kill children
    I love to see them die
    I kill children
    And make their mamas cry
    I kill children
    I bang their heads in doors
    I kill children
    Can hardly wait for yours
    Can hardly wait for yours
    Can hardly wait for yours
    Can hardly wait for yours
    Can hardly wait for yours
    Can hardly wait for yours
    Can hardly wait for yours
    Yours

    • BIG ASMR SOUNDS

      I Kill Children -Dead Kennedys (1980

  • Natalie

    I live in the UK with my friend Humphrey – we love your music, it has been a dream for us to one day meet you. Your music uplifts us and makes us so happy.
    Its Summertime all the time when we watch your music videos.

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      That’s great to hear that you deeply appreciate our music! This makes us all really happy!

  • Andrew Daoud

    im a huge fan! are you guys planning on going on tour anytime soon? would love to go to a show if given the opportunity! keep posting videos, very talented!

    • naffumn

      cam wee go twogeva

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      We will definitely be posting more videos and as far as touring, currently we are focusing on making more music so maybe in the future 🙂

  • naffumn

    yoo gys r mi hearoes

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Aww that’s great to hear. We love our fans!!!

  • Paolo

    What you’ve done for your 25th wedding birthday is so romantic… I love you guys ! Please I need other songs !

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Thank you and yes we are working on new songs 🙂

  • Paolo

    Biologie

  • RightTheWayDown

    Me and my girlfriend love your band! We want your merch! Does it ship to the UK? I think it’d be a perfect gift for her birthday! Our favourite song is Journey! We listen to it on our way to college!

  • Ryan Nagel

    Have you guys ever has a three way on chore day
    RawrXD
    Here come dat boi o sheet waddup
    Bayblade baylade let it rip
    This is it get a grip let it rip

  • Ryan Nagel

    Ayy anyone got nudes

  • Ryan Nagel

    I’m dtf reply if you are

  • Nate Carbonneau

    Just bought your merch. You guys should collab with Kendrick Lamar, you guys are both the best in the business.

  • Tim Niemaszyk

    Three Beat Slide
    Reply if you love your fans

  • Mike Hunt

    My wife and I make love to your banging tunes every night. Can you guys please cover “bring me to life” by Evanescence?

  • Alexis Texas

    You’re music stopped me from cutting myself and my wife now enjoys our late bedtime wrestling matches together.

  • Un homme chevre

    Hello, I’m French and I have written a traditional message to thank you for your efforts and inspiration:
    “Mangez tous vos morts, tous autant que vous êtes”
    Kthxbai ❤️

  • A friendly Jewish mom

    Are you Jewish?? I would like to invite you over for some traditional Hummus!

  • Adam Feltus

    Are you guys thinking of coming to Adelaide, Australia at some point for a tour? If you are let me know, would love to attend a live show.

  • EBJL

    HI! Do you remember receiving an email about two years ago of four girls who made a chalk mural for you?! If so, thats us! We still love you and want to email with you again! When are you touring? Please get back to us soon <3

    • Three Beat Slide

      Oh yes, we will always remember our biggest fans. We dont know when we are going to be touring but hopefully we do soon. If you email us, we will email you back, hope to hear from you soon. Thank You.

  • Andrew C Lee

    Fellow musician here. Just sending some love. <3 Hope you guys make some new music soon!

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Thanks and yes we are working on new music as always 🙂

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      Aww so sweet of you and yes, most definitely 🙂

  • Nate Carbonneau

    Hey fellas, I recently purchased some autographed memorabilia, and I never got it. This was a month ago, and I am very nervous. I bought it for my two cats and I to enjoy, and you guys did not come through. You have lost a fan.

  • Jamie Macleod

    My name is Jamie Macleod and I loev your music sooo much!! <3 My favorite song is It's Summer Time becuase it's my favourite to dance to again and again. I lvoe you sooo much! 🙂
    x

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      That’s great to hear you like our music and we love our fans !!!

    • http://www.threebeatslide.com Three Beat Slide

      That’s one of our favorite tunes too!!! So glad you like it as much as we do.

  • Thomas Haynes

    Yo! Dawg! You are da best! You give me inpiration for when I plot my Communist revolution, I love your son I want to perform pagan rituals on him

  • Adolf Hitler

    Absolutely brilliant! I should play Skip Skip Slide this when I go for my holiday to Poland later this year

    • Benito Mussolini

      I didn’t realise you were into these guys as well.

      • Jamie Macleod

        Dearest Chum, Benito & Adolf 🙂 x

  • Benito Mussolini

    Love the songs! I’m going to buy myself some signed stuff.
    Just out of curiosity, do you guys ship stuff to Europe?

  • Chris Noonan

    Great work guys . Are you going to England soon ?

  • Chris Noonan

    My wife and kids think your great . Do you tour ?

  • Jamie Macleod

    I woiuld love for you to coem my school (Rednock School) and perfrom there. I would lvoe that, I think it would eb brillilant! Lveo and hugs, 🙂 x Jamie Macleod

    • Adolf Hitler

      Come to Germany instead it’s much better with me in power!

      • Jamie Macleod

        Colud you cmoe too my school?

        • Adolf Hitler

          Sure as long as you are not a jew

          • Jamie Macleod

            carp

          • Adolf Hitler

            Spell properly! I’m German and I speak better English than you!

          • Jamie Macleod

            sotp making mee sadd. loev you!

  • Harry Casson

    Edwards my kind of man 😉

  • Max Hanzel

    You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
    No, no, no, oh dear no
    When a lady from Nebraska’s at a party in Alaska
    She must never do a tango with an Eskimo

  • Max Hanzel

    You can do it with a Latin, from Manilla to Manhattan
    You can do it with a gaucho in Brazil
    But if once those Eskimoses start to wiggle with their toeses
    You can bet your life you’re gonna get a chill

  • Max Hanzel

    You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
    No, no, no, oh dear no
    When a lady from Nebraska’s at a party in Alaska
    She must never do a tango with an Eskimo

  • Max Hanzel

    You can do it with a sailor from Peru to Venezuela
    You can do it with a Apaches in Paree
    But if once an Eskimosee starts to cuddle up so cozy
    You’ll find your passion cooling, yes sirree

  • Max Hanzel

    Brr, you can never do a tango with an Eskimo
    No, no, no, oh dear no
    If you do, you’ll get the breeze up
    And you’ll end up with a freeze up
    You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
    No, no, no, oh no, no, no, no
    Never do a tango with an Eskimo
    No, no, no!

  • Master Ignator

    I’m going to slide my hand on my man meat and beat it hard. Then I’ll bust three nuts – one for little Edward and 2 for Dayanna. Big Eddie don’t get one cause he’s a nasty freak.

  • Patty Barbara Joy

    Lets be honest… you are homeschooled. Never give up on being homeschooled. You will go far one day if you stop making music, but for now, Rock on ! ! Let s all celebrate the life and the love ! This world is a big crazy place and its chock full of potential ! Enjoy the life ! Find the inspiration and live on ! Blessings…

  • Nick

    Hi guys, big fan, I was just wondering if you all are working on any more songs? It’s been a while since your last release.

  • Hi i’m Chris Hansen

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    Edward nice video on you shifting that Vegas wan in ‘Greatest-Treasure’, it was chronic but at the same time I have to hand it to you man she suits you, I see her sitting on your lap on the thumbnail fucking hell man did your leg not break? and question; is she the runaway Mother ? cause in all fairness Edward there is not a hope in hell you got a second chick unless you paid her a grand for that shot you did. Edward junior needs a good trip to the nut house too he doesn’t seem well in the upstairs department abit like yourself Edward so I am guessing he didn’t exactly lick that off a rock. Not being a prick or anything i’m just saying this for your own understanding. And Dayanna…well only thing we can say there is she needs to be barred from McDonald’s and the Jesus Christ after church karaoke group. Hope ya’ll getting the treatment you need! Peace!

  • Matthew

    It’s been quite a while since your last song? I’m really hoping the hate hasn’t got to you and your working on another unique tune! Please reply I really love your songs

    Stay positive

  • TheProphetXenu

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    Thank you Three Beat Slide for inspiring me to do what I love best, follow Xenu the prophet of volcanoes <3

    How about ditch the Jehovas Witnesses and Join Scientology say you will love it, would suit your music anyway.

    Join Today: http://www.scientology.org/

    Peace and Love lies within L.Ron for you,

  • Andreas Jensen

    I think that the people who like your music with irony fail to appreciate your real gift for melodies and infectious energy.

    Another great quality about your music is its fearlessness. I can look back at a couple of decades of popular music history where “real artists” often represented a fearless exploration of music’s potential. But those various boundary-seeking groups spawned “alternative” genres that have actually become “safe zones” for people who want to appear fearless. A quick example, black metal in the 90s. Or the way everyone is supposed to understand Radiohead’s Kid A, like it has become the “safe” standard exploration album. As a consequence of this dillution of creative freedom and fearlessness in various subgenres, I think popular music has gone full circle and returned to a point where something as wholesome and safe as Three Beat Slide’s family adventures frame the most fearless tunes I’ve heard in years.

    I find it highly commendable that I can listen to your tunes and feel positive while also getting the fearless vibe, or the brave vibe. In a way, Three Beat Slide is to me the artistic equivalent of the boy who goes into the huge Roman arena and fights the tigers to the best of his ability. Some among the audience are accustomed to more impressive fighters, and they might laugh at his imperfect fighting. But isn’t it essentially incredible that he does it especially in spite of his limitations? I would cheer for that boy, and I unironically cheer for you. Because life can always present us with arenas surrounded by crowds, faced with tigers. Or whatever, maybe the analogy is flawed, since your songs are not about conflicts. Maybe I should imagine some sort of sports arena instead. Or just an actual music stage as it is, instead of adding unnecessary allusions.

    For any future tunes, I suggest adding more layers of beats. The simplicity of the beats on Visualize EP does not take away from my enjoyment, but nonetheless I think your songs could benefit from recording a second layer of drums on top of one previously recorded. Maybe it could just be a ‘fuller’ bass drum on the first beat of every song or something very basic like that, or you could really experiment with pan and reverb effects and various frequencies and tones of percussion.

    I wanted to mention a few other artists in case you’re interested. First off, I am reminded of Daniel Johnston’s remarkable full-band album ‘Artistic Vice’. Johnston is tragically a case of bad mental health as he got stuck on a broken romance and just kept focusing on that incident for decades, instead of breaking free from that memory. But he made some uniquely gifted tunes with a real knack for melody and a great confidence that he deserves his spot in the the rock’n’roll hall of fame. I chose to mention ‘Artistic Vice’ because it has full band arrangements, but also because some songs are uncharacteristically positive and joyous. I think you will like that. 🙂

    When I wrote the paragraph about beats, I came to think of Timbaland. I know, it’s maybe not appropriate for comparing with your music, but I think you should study the beats on the Justin Timberlake album ‘FutureSex/LoveSongs’ where the beats are VERY indicative of Timbaland’s approach to beats. One danger in this recommendation would be if you turned that sound into a goal, or an ideal. That would impair your creative freedom and unique sound.

    In terms of beat simplicity, I want to mention that simplicity can of course be a strength. In fact, the great rock musician Jack White chose his one bandmate Meg White because of her totally simple drum style. I mean, I can hardly imagine simpler beats than hers. And they’re completely emblematic of the White Stripes sound. For a strong example, I suggest their self-titled album from 1999, for example the opener ‘Jimmy The Exploder’. It’s not totally wholesome in its temperament, but you can hear the drums staying at the core of accentuating each beat instead of being ‘showy’.